Post by Heat on Apr 4, 2008 20:31:02 GMT -5
The Miami Heat once again are headed into the post season. Unlike last year, the Heat are worried about their first round match up.
GM Boomerpurser: We're here today celebrate our trip once again into the post-season, and allow the Media and Fans to have a look into our next task, The Cavs. Here with us today we have our main contributers to our team. Let me introduce them from your left to right: Center Vlade Divac, PG Mike Bibby, 6th Man Morris Peterson, SG Grant Hill, Eddy Curry, Samuel Dalembert, Karl Malone, and last but not least Lamar Odom. I'll go ahead and take question, as well as allow the team to be asked questions.
Colin Coulherd ESPN Radio: Coach Purser honestly how do you prepare for Kobe Bryant. He may have just had the best season in LBA history.
Boomerpurser: Your one hundred percent right, Kobe probably just completed the best season ever in LBA history. I mean the guy put up 12 triple doubles this year alone, that is crazy. We'll prepare for him the same way we prepared for any other Star type player. We'll isolate them; cut the rest of the team off and then we'll see how they do. Kobe can't score more than all our player together. So we'll try and defend the team, not Kobe.
Kristen James Fox south Sports: Your forgetting one thing Coach, Chris Webber.
Boomerpurser: We haven't forgotten Webber, trust me. However, Karl has assured us that He'll take care of Webber. Karl's one of the LBA best ever and I trust what he tells me.
Karl Malone: Allow me to interrupt. Karl Malone is a beast, a Freaking Beast. You wanna hear Karl Malone's War cry AAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHRRRRR, You see Karl Malone's hard, cold, steely eyed stare; Well Webber don't and he's damn lucky. If Webber was here, He'd know that I know that he know Karl Malone is going to bring it. Karl Malone would say kill him, but he doesn't want to create racial tension.
Henry Abbott True Hoop: What do you mean by Racial Tension Karl.
Karl Malone: You know I don't want him saying Karl Malone's trying to get him just because he's black. Karl Malone don't need that.
Henry Abbot True Hoop: But Karl, your black too.
Karl Malone: WHAT?!?!,
Malone looks over his arms and rubs his skin. Looking Shocked he jumps to his feet and races off stage and out the back door.
Mike Bibby: If I can say something; we are a very solid team, and may be the deepest team in the league. As you all know the play-offs are a whole different type of game. The level of play steps ups, emotions kick in, and by the end of the second quarter you feel like you can't play anymore; and that's where our team excels. We have the best 6th man in the league by far, he could start for the majority of the teams in the league.
RT ESPN South East: I have a question for Vlade. Vlade you've always took a backseat to a lot of these players when in all reality, your one of the best defensive centers in the league and hardly ever get any credit. Inside circles say that the Kings are more worried about you than any other Heat.
Vlade Divac: I was blessed with long arms. There's a difference between 6'11'' and a long 6'11''. I'm long and I have pretty good reflex and vision of how players like to bring it to the whole. I actually watch a lot of game film on our opponents. I'm single, so I have the time to do that I guess you could say I'm an introverted geek.
Erin Andrews LBA insider: So are you saying your the Heat's most eligible bachelor. Also is that invitations for admirers to approach or contact you.
Vlade Divac: Not now I have my mind on the up coming series against the Cavs. If I perform well then, have them contact me for Sexy time.
Jason Cain Miami Sports: Mr. Hill and Odom it seems in the absence of Karl, you two had pretty good chemistry averaging well over 20 points apiece, getting about 6 assist, and pulling down a combined 17 boards. So what's happened since Malone's came back in the picture:
Grant Hill: Nothing Karl has a very high shot percentage and when he's in the game everyone knows where the ball's going. So of course some of our stats are going to drop.
Lamar Odom: Malone is a legend, he's done this for years and we trust him with the ball. That's it. He's not a T-Mac sorry I meant ball hog, he's accurate.
Boomerpurser: I'm sorry everyone, but we are going to have to draw this to an end. My players need rest for there walk through before the game. Any question can be presented to our PR rep and he'll answer it to the best of his ability, thank you.
GM Boomerpurser: We're here today celebrate our trip once again into the post-season, and allow the Media and Fans to have a look into our next task, The Cavs. Here with us today we have our main contributers to our team. Let me introduce them from your left to right: Center Vlade Divac, PG Mike Bibby, 6th Man Morris Peterson, SG Grant Hill, Eddy Curry, Samuel Dalembert, Karl Malone, and last but not least Lamar Odom. I'll go ahead and take question, as well as allow the team to be asked questions.
Colin Coulherd ESPN Radio: Coach Purser honestly how do you prepare for Kobe Bryant. He may have just had the best season in LBA history.
Boomerpurser: Your one hundred percent right, Kobe probably just completed the best season ever in LBA history. I mean the guy put up 12 triple doubles this year alone, that is crazy. We'll prepare for him the same way we prepared for any other Star type player. We'll isolate them; cut the rest of the team off and then we'll see how they do. Kobe can't score more than all our player together. So we'll try and defend the team, not Kobe.
Kristen James Fox south Sports: Your forgetting one thing Coach, Chris Webber.
Boomerpurser: We haven't forgotten Webber, trust me. However, Karl has assured us that He'll take care of Webber. Karl's one of the LBA best ever and I trust what he tells me.
Karl Malone: Allow me to interrupt. Karl Malone is a beast, a Freaking Beast. You wanna hear Karl Malone's War cry AAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHRRRRR, You see Karl Malone's hard, cold, steely eyed stare; Well Webber don't and he's damn lucky. If Webber was here, He'd know that I know that he know Karl Malone is going to bring it. Karl Malone would say kill him, but he doesn't want to create racial tension.
Henry Abbott True Hoop: What do you mean by Racial Tension Karl.
Karl Malone: You know I don't want him saying Karl Malone's trying to get him just because he's black. Karl Malone don't need that.
Henry Abbot True Hoop: But Karl, your black too.
Malone Pondering Abbot's ethnic comment!!!
Karl Malone: WHAT?!?!,
Malone looks over his arms and rubs his skin. Looking Shocked he jumps to his feet and races off stage and out the back door.
Mike Bibby: If I can say something; we are a very solid team, and may be the deepest team in the league. As you all know the play-offs are a whole different type of game. The level of play steps ups, emotions kick in, and by the end of the second quarter you feel like you can't play anymore; and that's where our team excels. We have the best 6th man in the league by far, he could start for the majority of the teams in the league.
Peterson blows by a couple of Bulls players to pick up the shot and 1. The Heat once again showing their support by wearing purple for President Bush coming out of the closet.
RT ESPN South East: I have a question for Vlade. Vlade you've always took a backseat to a lot of these players when in all reality, your one of the best defensive centers in the league and hardly ever get any credit. Inside circles say that the Kings are more worried about you than any other Heat.
Vlade Divac: I was blessed with long arms. There's a difference between 6'11'' and a long 6'11''. I'm long and I have pretty good reflex and vision of how players like to bring it to the whole. I actually watch a lot of game film on our opponents. I'm single, so I have the time to do that I guess you could say I'm an introverted geek.
Erin Andrews LBA insider: So are you saying your the Heat's most eligible bachelor. Also is that invitations for admirers to approach or contact you.
Vlade Divac: Not now I have my mind on the up coming series against the Cavs. If I perform well then, have them contact me for Sexy time.
Vlade at the 89 Draft, where he was later selected by the San Antonio Spurs.
Jason Cain Miami Sports: Mr. Hill and Odom it seems in the absence of Karl, you two had pretty good chemistry averaging well over 20 points apiece, getting about 6 assist, and pulling down a combined 17 boards. So what's happened since Malone's came back in the picture:
Grant Hill: Nothing Karl has a very high shot percentage and when he's in the game everyone knows where the ball's going. So of course some of our stats are going to drop.
Lamar Odom: Malone is a legend, he's done this for years and we trust him with the ball. That's it. He's not a T-Mac sorry I meant ball hog, he's accurate.
Boomerpurser: I'm sorry everyone, but we are going to have to draw this to an end. My players need rest for there walk through before the game. Any question can be presented to our PR rep and he'll answer it to the best of his ability, thank you.
